Geoffrey Parkinson Plays

I was very pleased recently to be contacted by John Waterhouse, who knew Geoffrey Parkinson in the course of his work. John has supplied the following biographical notes; I'm grateful for his permission to use them.

I've found that GP is an excellent playwright, and although his work can be hilariously funny ( as in The Nonconforming Nonconformist, or The Cleverest Man at Oxford) some of his plays have a much darker side. (ND)

Now: over to John..........

........Geoffrey was employed as a probation officer by the Inner London Probation Service for over 30 years. He took pride in remaining unpromoted (he was at one time the longest serving main grade officer in the probation service). He grew up in Epsom, Surrey, where he continued to live (as a sort of suburban guerrilla) and, as a young man, attended the local Methodist church. He said that some of the material for one of his plays was drawn from this experience.

Geoffrey wrote a column for the now defunct journal ‘New Society’ under the byeline ‘Tailgunner Parkinson’. From this vantage point he took potshots at all and sundry. He also contributed provocative articles to other journals and the press frequently asked for his views on dealing with offenders. He was a thorn in the flesh of his line managers, was suspended for a time, and eventually banished to the Woolwich office as far away from HQ as possible.

Geoffrey is something of a legend in the Probation Service and some will remember him more fondly than others. He was a complex man, highly amusing in conversation and blessed with a vivid imagination and sometimes acid tongue. He had a genuine commitment to work with offenders who he saw as more in need of help than punishment.

John Waterhouse.

note added by N.D., Aug. 2004 - Geoffrey is in his late 70s, and remains a keen writer.



29.11.72 How I came to help people 50m
28.7.76 Put Down to Experience 65m
8.7.77 A book from Beelzebub 60m
18.11.77 The secret life of Geoffrey Peppitt
31.7.74 The nonconforming nonconformist*
8.6.78 Korsakoff's Psychosis* 60m
24.1.80 The Annunciation 60m
11.6.83 The Cleverest Man at Oxford* 75m SNT
7.3.88 The messiah of William Hamlet*
10.10.90 Auntie Jane* 45m
26.2.91 The newsvendor*
18.3.93 The Birdwheel* 60m
22.9.94 The Peer Gynt of Victoria St.* 60m
22.2.96 The Conversion of Jack Tupper

The asterisked plays are know to exist in collections within VRPCC.


A very entertaining play with Geoffrey Parkinson as one of the characters...(autobiographical?); Geoffrey Beevers played the adult Geoffrey Parkinson, and Judy Bennett played Parkinson as a boy, with Miriam Margolyes as mother, an old lunatic and a little girl; Stephen Thorne as Mr. Armitage, Diana Olsen as Mrs. Armitage, Mrs. Martin and another little girl; Hilda Schroder was Joanne, Miss Grey, and several more children; William Eedle was the minister and John as a man; Ian Sharrock was John as a boy. Timoth Bateson was grandfather and Mr. Booth. Carole Boyd was Sybil, David Timpson was Alec and Mr. Tilley, Shaun Arnold was father, and Christian Thorne was Dick. Directed by Shaun McLaughlin. note... interesting information about this play on Shaun's site:

With Margot Boyd, Michael Harbour, Steve Hodson, John Rye, June Barry, Cornelius Garrett, Hilda Schroeder, Audrey Noble; also starring Andrew Hilton, Julia Swift, Jo Anderson. Directed by Shaun McLoughlin. Radio 4. Another play set in an institution, and they're all suffering from.........

Graham and Myra are a childless couple in early middle-age, living a quiet, uninspiring life in a London suburb. Until one day a series of curious events commence that make Myra begin to believe that she's been chosen for something special - by God. Starring Michael Gambon as Graham, Eva Stuart as Myra and Peter Howell as the Vicar. Produced by Cherry Cookson.

Another play with Geoffrey Parkinson as one of the characters... Geoffrey Beevers played Geoffrey Parkinson, studying at a college in Oxford for a diploma amongst a collection of misfits... with Julia Hills as Esther, Meg Davies as Lizzie, with Nigel Anthony, Patrick Malahide, Christian Rodska, Geoffrey Bateman, Peter Copley, Bill Wallis, Peggy-Ann Wood, Joe Anderson, Nina Holloway, Daphne Herd, David Ponting, Victoria Wickes, Michael Drew. Directed in Bristol by Shaun McLaughlin.

Years since I heard this, so can no longer remember the plot, but this is darker in content than the "Parkinson" plays...stars William Nye as Rufus Love, Mary Wimbush as his mother, Anthony Jephson as Tom, Steve Hodson as Peter, John Bott as the vicar, Joan Matheson as Mrs. Jarvis, Eva Stewart as Miss Salter, with Pater Baldwin, John Webb, Norman Bird, Christopher Scott as the probation officer, Michael Tudor Barnes, John Baddeley, Barbara Hicks, Brenda Kaye, Garrard Green, Gordon Reed, Alan Dudley, Hilda Kreisman, Zela Clarke, Caroline Gruber. Directed by Cherry Cookson.

A strict household; a strict routine...the children do as they're told, and so does father...then Auntie Jane appears, and there is a revolution. William Eedle played Hugh, Luke Robertson the younger Hugh; Andrew Sachs was father, June Barrie was mother, Elizabeth Mansfield was Jane, Bill Wallis was Mr. Walters, Christian Rodska was Mr. Herbert, Jenny Hough was Mrs. Herbert, with Michael Ford and David Bannerman. Directed in Bristol by Shaun McLaughlin.

A black comedy, though perhaps some would not class it as a comedy... Mr. Hazlett nurses his obsessions: model soldiers, his mother's death, and now the planning of a murder. The newsvendor is such a friendly chap; why does Mr. Hazlett take such a dislike to him? Stars Charles Kay as Mr. Hazlett, James Grout as the newsvendor, Ann Jameson as Mrs. Willets, Garard Green as the cemetery keeper, Simon Treves as Mr. Hazlett's father as a young man, Frederick Treves as Mr. Hazlett's father as an old man, Jenny Howe as Miss Williams and Mr. Hazlett's mother, Elizabeth Kelly as the newsvendor's wife, Oriel Smith as the nurse and Mr. Hazlett as a boy. Directed by Alison Hindell.

The play is set in the 1950s in a South London grammar school, where a boy's revenge on a cruel maths master leads him to learn about black magic. (Synopsis from Andrew J - thank you) ...Cast: Simon Morgan as Amberley, Tom Lawrence as Upton, Christian Rodska as Mr. Giddings, Geofrey Beevers as the narrator, Bonnie Hurran as Minty, Steve Hodson as Professor Upton, Melinda Walker as Mrs. Upton, Michael Drew as the English master, Linda Polan was matron,Christie Jennings as the nurse, with Ben Conrad, Paul Purgas andJeremy Walters. Directed in Bristol by Shaun McLaughlin.

The characters in this play are down-and-outs and their bottles of cider...set near Victoria Station; a thoughtful and entertaining treatment of a difficult subject...stars Steve Hodson as Eddie, Christian Rodska as Captain Jack, Bob Doherty as Mr. Williams and Irish, Richard Pearce was Lucky, Gillian Goodman was Jean, Joe Vera was Jamaica, Simon Carter was the Evangelist, with Andy Hockley, Robert Brook, Patricia Gallimore, Jane MacDowell; directed at Pebble Mill by Shaun McLaughlin.

22 Feb 96: Jack Tupper has promised not to get drunk, beat up his girlfriend or steal fags from the comer shop when he gets out of prison. Jack: Christian Rodska, Kitty: Jenny Funnell, Eddie: Steve Hodson, Thurgood: Bill Wallis, Mr.Hilton: Simon Carter, with June Barrie, Renu Setna, William Eedle, Cornelius Garrett and Paul Webster. Producer Shaun MacLoughlin.

Nigel Deacon, Diversity website.

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